Welcome to Beaver Creek
Beaver Creek Cart Girl Academy and Golf Club was founded with the intent of providing golfers with access to the best beverage cart service by the friendliest and most beautiful cart girls.
The Course
Beaver Creek Golf Club offers course a layout designed with the help of ChatGPT 1.0. Some of the features are baffling at first glance - such as a bunker within a bunker within a bunker or out of bounds in the landing area of the 7th fairway, but after one play you will discover a fond appreciation for the subtle nuances that makes Beaver Creek special.
The course has become known for its cart girls, but it is maintained to playable conditions (usually) by a crew of work release felons (non-violent crimes only) for wages much lower than the state minimum. Despite never having played a round of golf, they do the work that allows you to enjoy our fascinating layout!
From the first tee to the final green, Beaver Creek delivers a round that feels strange, rewarding, and at times causes existential panic to keep things interesting. It has been described as "gaslighting personified in golf form" because the design decisions will keep you guessing and questioning reality itself.
Front 9
Hole Number | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Out |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 36 |
Yards | 410 | 525 | 180 | 395 | 420 | 540 | 165 | 405 | 390 | 3430 |
Back 9
Hole Number | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Out |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Par | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 36 |
Yards | 400 | 385 | 175 | 550 | 415 | 395 | 170 | 530 | 410 | 3430 |
